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Upset guts? Vodka! Pain in your hips? Vodka! Broken heart? Vodka! Depressed? Vodka! Hangover? VODKA!
Beer in mind, this has deep mead-ing.
Ale makes sorry soireés into savvy shuffeling.
Whiskey or Wiskey? Your care will vanish after a glass.
Single malt, twenty years. Just like the ladies.
I am an eligible addition to the weather-team: Mix a Curaçao Blue with two inches of sambuca, then carefully pour a hint of baileys cream ontop. Stormy cloud!
It's not the drink what does numbers on people, it's their attempts at being funny, that do.
Stop breezing, start sophistication: Concaq for the evening!
When in perilous situations, remind yourself: There is vodka after every ordeal!
Too much blood in your alcohol is the result of too much alcohol in your blood.
Don't drink yourself in coma: There is not enough alcohol in the world to make her look pretty.
Beer after wine is a crime, wine after beer gives the girls a nice rear.
Don't drink like a boss or a G6. Drink like jagger.
Help greece! Drink ouzo!
American is for people who like liquid bread. Belnelux beer is for people who know what they are doing.
And remember, drinking and driving is bad. Drinking and doing anything else is hilarious.
Beer in mind, this has deep mead-ing.
Ale makes sorry soireés into savvy shuffeling.
Whiskey or Wiskey? Your care will vanish after a glass.
Single malt, twenty years. Just like the ladies.
I am an eligible addition to the weather-team: Mix a Curaçao Blue with two inches of sambuca, then carefully pour a hint of baileys cream ontop. Stormy cloud!
It's not the drink what does numbers on people, it's their attempts at being funny, that do.
Stop breezing, start sophistication: Concaq for the evening!
When in perilous situations, remind yourself: There is vodka after every ordeal!
Too much blood in your alcohol is the result of too much alcohol in your blood.
Don't drink yourself in coma: There is not enough alcohol in the world to make her look pretty.
Beer after wine is a crime, wine after beer gives the girls a nice rear.
Don't drink like a boss or a G6. Drink like jagger.
Help greece! Drink ouzo!
American is for people who like liquid bread. Belnelux beer is for people who know what they are doing.
And remember, drinking and driving is bad. Drinking and doing anything else is hilarious.
I don't even...I can explain this. Right after this well-deserved sip.
Okay, so I had an idea to continue upon my 'wise' words EP. And there you have the results.
Excuse me while I'm going to find a fitting comfy chair and a pair of shades.
Okay, so I had an idea to continue upon my 'wise' words EP. And there you have the results.
Excuse me while I'm going to find a fitting comfy chair and a pair of shades.
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These 'sayings' of yours do not fail to amuse me.
...so what your saying is: Problem? Vodka!
...so what your saying is: Problem? Vodka!